Monday, December 14, 2009
Santa will not steal for you
My first letter of the day was from someone asking Santa to take the middle tree here, prizewinning tree #2, away from its current location and bring it to his OFFICE. What a jerk that letter writer was. I know he's a jerk because he also mentioned that this would be the "best way Santa could work for" him, and included a list of the office Christmas items on his budget ("mood lighting"..."spiced rum"..."stockings with sheer red tights for 15 female employees"...seriously?), and the budget definitely did not include a tree. I wonder what his letter to Santa for his Christmas AT HOME looked like.
Posted by Jeremy Lewis at 9:12 AM