How Did I Get So Lucky?

This job is freaking AWESOME. All I do is hang out in the loft in Santa's Library, reading and answering inappropriate letters to Santa. This is hysterically funny, Santa's really nice (such a cooler dude than I ever imagined...), the snacks are QUALITY, and I'm just sad the job will be over in 3 weeks. But oh well. I am absolutely certain this will be good while it lasts.