I REALLY LOVE the Break Room

I cannot utter enough (in either volume or exquisite verbal flourishes) to even approach the greatness of this FABULOUS AND AMAZING break room. I mean, seriously, I can't. Well, I probably could if I really put my mind to it. But that has to be saved for another time because it would be a huge project. The thing is that no description of the break room is a good description without the details, and THERE ARE JUST SO MANY LUSCIOUS DETAILS that at times, it's hard to know where to begin.