Well, here it is...Santa apparently has 3 kids he's hiding in Brazil. I guess actually they're not his kids TECHNICALLY, but for PR purposes I can understand why he might be keeping that under wraps.
Is this real, though? I mean, come on. Ugh, I swear I'm not going anywhere near that sled for a while until I...well, I don't know. It just feels like imagining what goes on in the sled every year under Santa's blanket in the sky might be a LITTLE uncomfortable...at least until I have an answer.
I wish I were better acquainted with Mrs. Claus. It would help.
